Saboo's World

So now that I've been rudely awakened by some retard undergrad (been waiting years to say that) who pulled the fire alarm and forced me to then wake up to what sounded like the end of the world, I'll take this time to post a blog.
I've realized that many of my blogs begin in the word "so." Might want to work on that.
SO things around here are different (dang it! did it again!). The ones I've been thinking about the most are: people don't really pay attention to those white and yellow lines painted on the road. Apparently around here, and this goes for pretty much everyone that drives around here. they're really more of guidelines than actual rules. Now the most irritating part of the whole scheme, I have to also abide by this breaking of the rules because if I don't venture out of my lane while someone else is coming into it, I will get hit. Now, I'm not sure about this state, but I've been told that in the south, lots of states are "no fault" states. As in, if some moron who got their license from the McDonald's ( they did not pay me to place that ad, I just have a serious love-hate relationship with their food) drive-thru hits you, it's not his fault you are still stuck up a really bad smelling creek. I thought Canada was bad...
The other most important thing around here, the squirrels. They might be the fattest, laziest, stupidest squirrels I have ever encountered. I watched this squirrel cross the road taking his sweet time, and then realized that's why I've seen more road kill here than anywhere else. Unbelieveable. You'd think evolution would work it's way in by now...jeez.