Monday, August 22, 2005

 

Talking impaired

If you've met me for five seconds, you know I talk....A LOT. I have recently lost my voice in a freak strep throat accident and cannot speak. I had to do my part in physicals for the incoming athletes today who now all believe I have a sick ducky voice. Tremendous.
This feels like when someone is talking to you over the computer and they have a mic and you type everything back to them. Poor Helen Keller. I wonder if she has a foundation I can donate to. Better yet, I am making the new Saboora needs to talk foundation. Giving to those who can't afford ice and tape.
I'm OD'd on Nyquil and still can't sleep. Tragic combination really, cause it leads to impaired blog posting that I cannot be help responsible for. Infact, I probably won't even remember it in the morning. Never happened.
Comments:
did u know helen keller was a communist

also - kindly remove the belief about the voice. doesn't reflect well on lamby
 
Saboo...

I never knew you were pinko... Terrible. Damn shame! I had so much hope riding on you before I found out that your were redder than a gora's bum cheeks on a friged January morning after sitting on a metal park bench...
 
What a tasteless post! What kind of lowlife uncouth sloths read such a blog?
 
Sahih Humza

Book 5 Chapter 7, Hadith 98

Under the heading "The Virtues of Staying Silent"

Related by Humza on the Authority of Mr. Grey, who relates from Confucious (there may be a few narrators missing here)

"Sometimes it is better to keep your mouth closed and have everyone think that you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
 
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